How a boyfriend should treat the girlfriend.

First of all.
Boyfriends should ask their girlfriends to go and die.
And when girlfriends say oh don't you cry when i die.
Boyfriends should be gladful and thankful of the girlfriends' death.
Because? Because of whatever unknown reasons that will make them happy.

Second.
Boyfriends should be angry with the girlfriends when girlfriends unintentionally did not report on her current location. Worst of all, boyfriends are home first before girlfriends.
And of best way to punish the wrong doings, repeat the same mistakes as the girlfriends have done.
Reasons? Because girlfriends stupidly repeated the same mistake over and over again and boyfriends are sick of it. Fuck her life.

Third.
Boyfriends should do the "should not" do things that boyfriends once taught girlfriends not to.
For instance. Say things that are hurtful such as. I don't think i want to talk to you. And worst, I wish i can don't talk to you forever. =) oh how sweet. Nao that's eternity love wtf.

Fourth.
Boyfriends should ask girlfriends to find someone else better whenever they start quarreling.
Reasons? Again whatever unknown reasons that will make boyfriends so high till reach orgasm wtf! At this point, girlfriends will be stabbing herself to death. heart attack!

Fifth.
Boyfriends should say goodbye, pun not intended to continue conversation anymore. And tell the girlfriends they're going offline. and then off they go. Bye Bye.. =) Nao you can go fuck yourself, dear girlfriends.

By folllowing the above, boyfriends and girlfriends live happily forever after. The End.